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This Week with The Chicowitz:

Savannah: Midnight in the Garden of Good and Hershel

[last week: "The "Kick Me" Generation"]

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The best memories of my childhood involve family vacations. It was true then; it is true now. A few years ago, Princess and I travelled up the east coast to Savannah, Georgia -- despite a threatening hurricane. We had a terrific time, though we were also on an important, secret mission. This is a short story of one of our adventures on that trip:

We traveled by Mazdamobile, my 22 year-old miracle vehicle. We left Tampa early Thursday morning, made a brief stop at the Kennedy Space Center and then headed north to Ft. Pulaski, on the coast near Savannah, Georgia. The folks at NASA had provided us with three pounds of a super-secret powder used to disperse bad weather before space shuttle launches. Packed in a small, clear, plastic bag, the powder bore an uncomfortable resemblance to cocaine, a fact which did not escape us... or a police officer who happened to glance at us at a stop light in Jacksonville. It took a phone call to NASA and another one to NBC weather guy Willard Scott to clear us. We were on an assignment!

Fort Pulaski was built before the U.S. Civil War to protect the port of Savannah from foreign invasion. For our purposes, one of the remaining large cannons facing north offered the perfect launch vehicle for our secret weapon.

This is the cannon we used:

     

And this is how it looked when we were done.

As built, the Model 1959 Seacoast Carriage could propel a 100 pound projectile 8,500 yards. In our case, it propelled three pounds of magic over 350 miles. More than that, we are not at liberty to reveal.

After we completed our initial task, we headed straight into the storm. We were going to beat that sucker into submission! Late Thursday afternoon we were near New Bern, North Carolina, southeast of the outer banks, when we learned that we had essentially accomplished our goal. We had Isabel on the run! She was down from a category five to a category two storm just hours after our treatment. Coincidence? I think not.

Oh, the winds were strong, the rain hard, and the flooding severe. But... hurricane Isabel was moving inland and northward very rapidly. If she had stayed near the coast longer, or moved any slower, the damage would have been much more costly. We take considerable comfort and some credit for helping to minimize the effects of the storm.

   

There was indeed major damage in North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, and places northward. But... the federal government was shut down for two days, during which time the bureaucrats and legislators were unable to spend our money. That's a pretty good silver lining in an otherwise dark cloud.

    After declaring victory, we returned to Savannah to enjoy some southern charm. We walked along the river front, toured the historic district, and wandered around the outside of Mercer House (on the left), the location of several violent deaths and the setting of "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil." OK, so that's not exactly an example of southern charm. But you get the idea.

I would like to tell you about our encounter with Minerva, the voodoo priestess who played a pivotal role in the story of "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil." But anything I could say would be totally unbelievable. When it comes to unbelievable, I think that Vice-President Joe Biden has pretty well cornered the market on that. So, I'll leave it to your imagination.

One of our favorite places was Tybee Island, adjacent to Savannah. This is the famous lighthouse there; Princess and I are down in front:

There are so many great vacation destinations in our country. We are so very fortunate... hurricanes notwithstanding.

 

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My Little Girl, Princess

Why am I Still Single?

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Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!

Middle Age and the Mazdamobile

Down for the Count

That Dirty Dancing

Me and You and a Dog Named Princess

Contemplations on the Hereafter

A Camping We Will Go

Travels with Princess - Part 1

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    Life is Good!
    A Tale of Two Toes
    Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History
    A Trip to the Dentist
    The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!
    Just Shoot Me!
    He Sleeps with the Fishes
    My Little Girl, Princess
    Why am I Still Single?
    The Plastic Surgery Saga
    Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!
    Our House - Part 2
    Our House - Part 3: Reclaiming the Past
    Middle Age and the Mazdamobile
    Down for the Count
    That Dirty Dancing
    Contemplations on the Hereafter
    Tool Time with the Chicowitz
    The Chicowitz Goes Country
    Born to be Screwed
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    A Camping We Did Go
    Travels with Princess - Part 1
    Travels with Princess - Part 2
    Me and You and a Dog Named Princess
    Savannah: Midnight in the Garden
    Time to Think
    On Top of Old Smoky
    The Fall Leaves and Such

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    What I Am
    Nov. 8: Post-Mortem

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