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On Top of Old Smokie

Our Boomer-In-Charge here at BBHQ, Hershel Chicowitz, writes frequently about current events... from a boomer perspective. He is sometimes funny, sometimes provocative, sometimes a little of each. We hope you get a kick out of our Boomer Essays.

There's an old campfire song that begins, "On top of old Smokie..."

Unfortunately, beyond that all I remember is the parady done by Dick Biondi at WLS radio in Chicago when I was a kid:

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
I saw my first meatball, till somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table, and onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball, rolled out of the door.

It rolled down the garden, and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball, was nothing but mush!

Well, my topic today is not spaghetti; it is old Smokie, or more specifically, our recent trip to the Smoky Mountains and Lake Lanier.

My mother introduced me to the Smoky Mountains and Gatlinburg when I was a kid. Gatlinburg was a picturesque, sleepy little town at the foot of the Smokies. This is a picture I took in the mid 60s from the second story of a motel right on the main drag in Gatlinburg:

Yeah, even then there was very little grass visible in the town. But there was still some cement remaining, and a few empty parking spaces.

Not so today. I am told that the last empty parking spot was filled in 1978; there has not been a vacancy since.

The Great Smoky Mountains National Park is the most widely visited national park in the country. The most popular time is when the leaves are changing colors -- late October. So, to say the least, we were not alone.

But our destination was not Gatlinburg; it was the trails within the Great Smoky Mountains, of which there is no shortage. We knew there was going to be considerable climbing involved. So before we got under way, we spent about an hour at 15 degrees on the treadmill.

I did OK, but Princess never got the hang of it.

We honed our hiking skills by climbing Kennesaw Mountain. It's just northwest of Atlanta, just off I-75.

It's about a half-mile climb up the mountain. Though I was not in real good shape, I thought it would be my 11 1/2 year-old Australian Shepherd who might have trouble making it.

I was wrong.

   

There was a lot of mist on Kennesaw Mountain that morning. It was good practice. There was a lot of mist, or clouds, or wet stuff, or whatever in the Smoky Mountains. There always is. Hey, that's why they call it the Smokies.

Some government agency with a lot of extra money in their budget built a large lookout tower at the highest point of the Smokies, Clingman's Dome. You can hike up about half a mile from the road (and I do mean up) and then walk out on a concrete platform and see endless..... mist. On a clear day, you can see 20-30 feet out into the air.

It was not clear when we were there.

It is ironic (and for us naturalists, very fortunate) that while it may be shoulder-to-shoulder in Gatlinburg -- 5 miles away, you can have an entire forest to yourself. We got up early one morning and hiked out to Laurel Falls. What amazed me was the total silence... until we were about a hundred yards from the falls.

   

We were on the trail and at the falls for over 90 minutes. In the entire time, we saw only about 3 people.

(What bugged the heck out of me, though, was that two of them were talking on their cell phones at the time! Gees, those people should be forced to spend a week listening to Cindy Sheehan yap.)

The mist or clouds aside, it was a gorgeous view, just about wherever you travelled. This is a panoramic shot at Cade's Cove I took with my little, digital camera. It's pretty good, but of course, the camera does not do justice to the grandeur of nature:

Georgia on My Mind

After we conquered the Smokies, we returned to Atlanta, this time camping on Lake Lanier, where we had stayed last year.

Oh, I know. Everyone who has written to me about camping says something like, "Not me; not any more. My idea of camping is a Holiday Inn." Well, fine. But you have no idea what you are missing.

Yeah, that's the tent there. We're gonna' sleep in that. Follow the instructions, work up a little sweat, pound some tent stakes... and you're living in paradise:

Yeah, we slept in that... and mighty comfortably, too:

While Atlanta Burned

I am generally against the defacing of any property. Those people who carve their initials in trees, rocks, and sidewalks should be forced to spend a month camping with Cindy Sheehan.

But I make an exception here. I am not sure how Generals Lee and Jackson and good ol' boy Jeff Davis carved their likenesses into Stone Mountain... but I do have to admire their skills. Why, they even got General Lee's horse, Traveler, in the sculpture.

'Course I also wonder how they were able to do that while Union General Sherman was marching across Georgia. Perhaps the Confederate boys were focusing too much on vanity and not enough on victory. But then again, I was not there; so perhaps I should not judge.

Anyway, it was a great trip! Hope you enjoyed the story as much as I enjoyed telling it. (Better than listening to Cindy Sheehan yap for an hour, huh?)

   

So if you have spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
Hold onto your meatball, 'cause someone might sneeze.

Leave it to our generation to ruin a perfectly good campfire song, huh?

 

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Personal Stories of the Chicowitz:
    Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History
    A Trip to the Dentist
    The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!
    Just Shoot Me!
    He Sleeps with the Fishes
    My Little Girl, Princess
    Why am I Still Single?
    The Plastic Surgery Saga
    Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!
    Our House - Part 2
    Our House - Part 3: Reclaiming the Past
    Middle Age and the Mazdamobile
    Down for the Count
    That Dirty Dancing
    Contemplations on the Hereafter
    Tool Time with the Chicowitz
    The Chicowitz Goes Country
    Born to be Screwed
    Mr. Brownthumb
    The Mixer - A Singles Story
    Crab Cakes

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    2005: The Making of the Christmas Card
    2006: Christmas on a Toothpick
    2007: The Paper Route Years
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    Hershel's Wish List: 2004
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Travels with Princess:
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    A Camping We Did Go
    Travels with Princess - Part 1
    Travels with Princess - Part 2
    Me and You and a Dog Named Princess
    Savannah: Midnight in the Garden
    Time to Think
    On Top of Old Smoky
    The Fall Leaves and Such

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    Before the Storm
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Katrina:
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    Wet Dream

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    Find a Bush Lie -- Collect $5,000
    Talking Dirty in Washington
    I Believe - The George W. Bush Edition
    Inside John Kerry
    Why Character Matters - Part Umpteen
    Reporting for Duty
    Is it Safe Yet?
    Why We/They Hate Bush
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    What I Am
    Nov. 8: Post-Mortem

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    A Civil Debate

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